unheart:

partially-void-and-stars:

hobgobbin:

hobgobbin:

Dracula is trans

well, he doesn’t live in CISylvania

Can’t argue with that logic

daily-shitpost-bakery:

iamafireplace:

i’m going to give raccoons the gift of fire and then teach them ceramics and they will make little bowls with their little hands

dankmemeuniversity:

weirdgirlcore:

dogcunt:

02-14-10:

amishsicario:

hustlerose:

big fan of situations where nobody gets hurt 

I hate osha bro they make doing construction jobs a bitch

generalgrievousdatingsim:

wearing a necklace is like: *moves clasp to the back* *moves clasp to the back* *moves clasp to the back* *moves clasp to the back* *m

haha hey how many years of mental torture does a guy gotta go through before just giving up yanno haha